Why is this tractor so long?

Motorcyclists have a similar saying.

The larger the bike the smaller the probe. Or the bigger the bikes pistons, the smaller the riders' piston. Or some take on that idea.

My first bike was a 125cc Yamaha scooter. I guess that explains why I trip on that thing all the time trying to walk.

Like a man comfy using a pink port o let. He's very comfy in his manhood.

Honestly, I have great respect for anyone who can drive a truck that long and not hit #### all the time. I have a hard time not hitting crap with my plastic dildo looking automatic, to quote another poster.

 

If you have difficulties not hitting stuff with those short stubby little things I don't what to say. I could drive a 300 inch wheelbase all day and not hit stuff. Out of curiosity why do always question the size of a man's unit when he has something nicer than you? What sort of twisted ### jealousy #### you got going on anyway?

 

Thats funny i like it. Listen up people, see and understand!

 

I'm not the one that brought it up, another poster did in an earlier reply. Read and comprehend the entire thread, if you can.

Whether that over extended cow hauler is "nicer" than what I drive is up for individual interpretation.

 

A friend of mine has a stretched out Freightliner classic like that complete with straight pipes .
A few years ago he got sick and asked me if I'd run it for him till he got well .
It looked cool and rode great but 4 trips into the Bronx market with it had me praying for his speedy recovery !
He's SOL next time he gets sick lol

 

I’ll but it sure was nice as hell cruising the open highway in that beast though. You probably loved every #### minute of it

 

Yeah the cruising part was nice cam but anyone that has been to mountain states Rosen in the Bronx market will understand my dislike for it on the P@D end .

 

Well thats stupid tight corners and alleys and other crap. I've been to NYC one time and I'll be just fine if I never seen that hole again in my life. How do you get people to pay to live on top of each other like that?