Wierd/disgusting behavior warning:

LOL... oh I know there are women who will use hookers, lesbian and straight. However, the bargin shoppers just go to a lesbian bar... Last weekend, I went down to a local lesbian bar to play some pool and have a few drinks with friends. Well a couple straight women came in, knew they were straight because they brought in their big purses, although not 100%, it is usually a give away that they are straight. After about 15 to 20 minutes of them looking around all curious, sure enough, a couple butch lesbians joined and paid for their drinks and shots the rest of the night. Later after some drinks and shots, one of the lesbian was dancing/making out with one of the straights. The other two didn't seem to make the connection, and just watched the other two. There is never a lack of entertainment at a lesbian bar.

I heard also, that lot of strippers are also lesbian, and I know a few of the lesbians from the bar are strippers. But, to me, I don't know how anyone in the sex trade can really define thier sexual orientation. Can a guy really say he is straight, if he works as a male prostitute, but is with women when he is not working, or vise versa, I wouldn't say they are bi-sexual either, I just think being in the sex trade is an orientation itself.

I am, just fr the record, what they call a lipstick lesbian, because I wear makeup and still very fem. A good friend of mine teases me that his wife is butcher than me, and she is, they are farmers and she is one tough woman.

 

did he whisper baba booey at you ?

 

I was on I-10 going east just before Comfort TX and a guy in a navigator was signaling for me to pull over. I check my mirrors and didn't not see anything so I waited untill I got in to a town (witnesses) and pulled into a Cheveron/Mcdonalds and got out. He pulled up to the fuel pumps so I walked over near his car and he was in the car yanken-z-crankens. I called him a sick ##-- the guy on the next pump heard me looked over and saw him. He got really pissed and threw a soda at him. The weirdo hauled butt. I would add that this was at around noon, broad day light.

 

I couldn't help but imagine the original poster telling his story in Hank Hill's voice.

 

Well, if the volvo looked like this,


then it's probably just an indicator that a really cool guy was inside taking a long dump, such as myself in one of my volvo. That reminds me, i need to sell the ugly one.

 

I was in NE or somewhere - 1970s - In town, at a red light, the guy next to me was making a "stroking" gesture and then showing two fingers like a "V". I didn't know or care what it was about. Followed the highway out of town on Highway 2 . . . Many miles later, this guy pulls off in front of me with his turn signal on. I go past, he turns onto a road leading up to a lonely farm house . . . he is flashing his lights . . . Then I got it : "V" = two fingers = highway 2 - he thought I was following him . . . pretty creepy.

 

Which one's the ugly one?

 

the one with the godawful hubcaps and rust and failing paint. the nice one has the rimz.