Woman farts during surgery causing fire.

I just heard a report the other day that a 30's something guy in Japan cut off his own Mr Willy to avoid having to marry his second wife. It was an arranged marriage so someone picked his new wife for him. Report said that after three hours of surgery they were able to reattach his buddy. So I'm guessing he still will have to go along with the nuptials..... All that for nothing

 

I'm calling Shenanigans! ...everyone knows, women don't fart!

 

Its because they can't shut up long enough to build up any air pressure

 

Yeah I've heard some pretty wild ideology about lifestyles over there and other countries as well. Not being able to associate with people that aren't in the same pay bracket and such.... Wild

 

That's the problem, it was obviously building up over years... just like a forrest fire, every so often one needs to have a "controlled burn" to avoid the out of control wild fire.

I can see the future PreOp instructions:
- No food in the morning
- Only clear liquids after midnight
- Release excess built up pressure