Worst Showers

Discussion in 'Truck Stops' started by mrjuggalo9er, Nov 11, 2006.

who do you think has the worst showers on the road

Poll closed Jan 10, 2007.
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    petro

    3 vote(s)
    12.0%
  2. pilot

    5 vote(s)
    20.0%
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    flying j

    2 vote(s)
    8.0%
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    TA

    10 vote(s)
    40.0%
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    LOVES

    4 vote(s)
    16.0%
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    Other

    4 vote(s)
    16.0%
  7. *

    All of the above

    2 vote(s)
    8.0%
  1. phroziac

    phroziac Road Train Member

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    It's not fair to talk about ambest like that. They're not a chain, it's a group of otherwise independant truckstops that share a rewards program and not much else.

    Some of the worst #### holes i've ever seen were ambest. And a couple of the best places ive been have been to.

    One place i like to shower at is the Detroiter truckstop in Woodhaven, MI (why isnt it in detroit?!). Anyway, if you ask for it, they'll stamp a shower on your fuel ticket (only good for that day at the detroiter), *plus* you get one on the ambest card, good any ambest. So i get TWO showers for fuelin! :)

    And OMG, what a bunch of morons you dealt with.

    And what really annoys me is when you go to canada and have to buy 400 liters of fuel to get a shower. That's about 100 gallons!
     
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  3. JimDriv3r

    JimDriv3r Road Train Member

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    The best place to shower is Joann's Gear Jammer in West Valley City, UT. 5 Dollars for a shower. A clean shower. You can't beat that at all!!!
     
  4. lilillill

    lilillill Sarcasm... it's not just for breakfast

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    ...it would be awesome if you could please quit jacking off in the soap dispenser at all the Flying J's. It is making me sick just looking at it.

    Seriously, I think Flying J ought to pop for a DNA profile and see if they can put a face to the uh... yeah.
     
  5. 59Panhead

    59Panhead Medium Load Member

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    That's a sick SOB to do that!


    I walked into the can at this little hole in the wall T/S near Jemison, AL and some dude was standing at the urinal 'taking care of business'. Not only is that gross but a kid could walk in there and see that. :biggrin_25510:

    I kicked him as hard as I could in the ###. I told the manager about it and he went in there to investigate, I didn't stick around as my truck was still sitting in the fuel island.
     
  6. phroziac

    phroziac Road Train Member

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    Nobody is jacking off in the soap dispensor. That's just old soap.

    I have never met anyone with a dick mounted on their shoulder yet either.
     
  7. lilillill

    lilillill Sarcasm... it's not just for breakfast

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    Naw dude... that is NOT old soap. Flying J uses green soap and it sure don't turn white and creamy when it gets old. :biggrin_25523:

    And either they're wankin it in their hand or they shoot it like Ron Jeremy. Either way, I'd like to put a bullet in the head of the wanker that's doing it.
     
  8. phroziac

    phroziac Road Train Member

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    It seperates and solidifies on the edges and later breaks loose. And yes, it turns white. I've seen it happen on my own soap dispensors at home, and i guarantee you no one was jacking off into those!
     
  9. 59Panhead

    59Panhead Medium Load Member

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    Could be the Glycerin or lard that has separated from the base.

    But then again, one never knows. Anything is possible, like the guy I saw drinking soup out of the ladle in St. Louis.
     
  10. phroziac

    phroziac Road Train Member

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    That's exactly what it is. They dont rinse those out and whats left on the edges dries out and seperates and gets swirled into the middle, to look like ejaculate.

    I should go ejaculate into one to see if it looks the same and reply with pictures. Hmm.
     
  11. 59Panhead

    59Panhead Medium Load Member

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    Cross post to Inconsiderate behavior!:biggrin_2556:

    Yea I think we could get by without pics on that one.... LOL
     
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