Yakima cracking down on thong underwear

I would but you know how it is.....
Would there be some special certification?
I mean I just got my TWIC...and you know the hassle that entails....

Hmmm...Certified Tush Inspector.....does it pay better than O/O pay?

 

Good question. But consider the benefits.

 

"Responding to a proliferation of coffee stands with baristas wearing see-through clothing, thongs and other scanty apparel, the council this week approved minor changes to the city's indecent exposure law."

I don't drink coffee, but I might have to try this place, if they opened one around here!