You can make this stuff up....

It took them a week?

 

Swift thought they were taking a 34.

 

In an automatic governed at 65. Slowest getaway ever.

 

Sure you can. Its called a 9mm to the back of the head before they breed.

 

Um maybe offer a condom instead. Just saying.

 

You assume they would use it. Besides a 9mm brain supposity works better and ensures they dont ever "forget" the wraper.

 

While it's true banks don't have as much cash as people think they should have had 5k. They keep a estimated daily transaction amount and not a lot more. They usually want you to "order" a large withdrawal a day or two ahead.

 

They didn’t
I had to go to three branches to get $5k
And then it was mostly in $20s

$5k in 20s fills a shoebox .
The seller flipped out when we brought a shoebox and dumped it out on his kitchen table .

 

Please tell me they at leased strapped the 20s? That's kind of a ridiculous experience overall.

 

Some were strapped and about half were loose