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That was me 2 years ago. Enjoy the ride brother. Attitude is everything. Just keep a positive attitude and everything should fall into place slowly but surely.

 

Also when I went from reefer to dry van or anytime when I was home feom my reefer I was waking up every half hour because I was so used to it kicking on that when it didnt I got concerned something was wrong lol. I drive a Ford Ranger and used to drive it like I had a trailer.

 

don't forget when turning he'll make wide turns in his vehicle,lol.When I fist got in my car after being out for two months , my car felt so low like I was almost touching the ground.

 

I don't drop the Trailer a lot.
Bobtailing into town on a rare occasion....

Look in the mirror.
OMG.... Where's my trailer. #&*$ #@&*.
Oh wait.. Never mind.

 

Bob tailing one time already like 100 miles into it I just happened to glance at my dashboard and saw the the red button wasn't pushed in! But then I remembered why as I was about to push it in.

 

Cant forget looking for the clutch pedal in your personal vehicle that's an automatic.

 

I was home for two weeks for a family issue... Every time I ran to Walmart I kept forgetting where I parked my car... Normally all I need to do is step outside and look for the BIG GREEN TRUCK... Embarrassing walking around the lot like an episode of Seinfeld ... LOL

 

Put your head upto your key alarm.
It makes it work 4 times better.
Like a big amplifier.

Also do you know if your face is bigger than your hand you have a higher risk of cancer?

::waits to smack::


(Audience dubbed laughter)

 

What's worse is if your car is a stick. My first time back after six weeks on the road I jump in my car and ####!??? WHY WON'T THIS FLOAT INTO SECOND!!!???

 

Has a Three Stooges flashback...