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Discussion in 'Questions From New Drivers' started by Dockbumper, Aug 14, 2021.

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  1. Aug 14, 2021 #1
    Dockbumper

    Dockbumper Road Train Member

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    One of the guys in my CDL Class claimed that having a pee bottle in your truck could get you cited for illegal transportation of HazMat! Lol. I have more....let's hear yours.
     
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  3. Aug 14, 2021 #2
    xsetra

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    Easiest money you'll ever make, being an Owner Operator.
     
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  4. Aug 14, 2021 #3
    BigBob410

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    Hang on a minute...I’m gonna go get popcorn!
    This oughta be entertaining!
     
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  5. Aug 14, 2021 #4
    God prefers Diesels

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    I don't mean to get meta, but...

    1. If you have a light on your truck, it has to work.
    2. Cops can't bother you when off duty.
     
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  7. Aug 14, 2021 #5
    TripleSix

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    “Don’t blow your horn at a moose. I had a friend with a black Pete that blew his horn and the moose got angry and demolished that Pete.“
     
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  8. Aug 14, 2021 #6
    Dockbumper

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    I thought is would be.:biggrin_2559::biggrin_25525:
     
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  9. Aug 14, 2021 #7
    BeHereNow97

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    This thread is worthless without xheavy1.
     
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  10. Aug 14, 2021 #8
    BigBob410

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    Totaled it right?!

    I’m running a top secret load! I can run triple digits and don’t have to worry about scales or getting pulled over...but I got time to stop at the truck stop and tell y’all about it!
     
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  11. Aug 14, 2021 #9
    TripleSix

    TripleSix God of Roads

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    The old scalemaster that lives across the street from the scale and monitors the CB from his house waiting for drivers who are trying to avoid an open weigh station
     
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  12. Aug 14, 2021 #10
    Dockbumper

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    Please try to channel him for us. What would xheavy1 say?
     
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