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Discussion in 'Experienced Truckers' Advice' started by Commuter69, Apr 23, 2020.

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  1. Apr 23, 2020 #1
    Commuter69

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    What kinds of things do you say when running empty when asked?

    I have heard:

    Sailboat/glider fuel/engines
    Ghosts
    Motorcycle doors
    Shark legs
     
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  3. Apr 23, 2020 #2
    BackwoodsGA

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    Fairy dust.Ghost farts.
     
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  4. Apr 23, 2020 #3
    wsyrob

    wsyrob Trucker Forum STAFF Staff Member

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    Kyle G.

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    My Hopes and dreams
     
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  7. Apr 23, 2020 #5
    LoneRanger

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    I always use Fresh Air.
     
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    scottied67

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    Headless bodyless corpses
     
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    Tropsnart

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    Blinker fluid
     
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  10. Apr 23, 2020 #8
    SmallPackage

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    Replacement parts for Wonder Woman’s invisible jet.

    An empty livestock wagon has always had magical mystical unicorns riding in it when empty.
     
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  11. Apr 23, 2020 #9
    x1Heavy

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    office worker souls.

    Oh wait, thats suppose to be office supplies.
     
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  12. Apr 23, 2020 #10
    Moosetek13

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    I have around 300 pounds of air that I'm hauling around while empty.
    Give or take, depending on the altitude.
     
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