What if it Snows?

I’m a rare truck driver, I don’t drink coffee, but I just got finished working on truck, it’s 92 degrees, plus I was using a cutting torch.
So, I don’t know the exact heat that was being put out, but I was sweating like...a group of nuns at a cucumber farm.

Now I’m going to go in the store greasy, dirty, oily and sweaty masked up.
And what if a sneeze comes outta nowhere, now I got a snotty mask on my face, and I’m not sick, but it may make a guy heave.

 

Three expressions make life easier as you age...
Little things annoy little people. OK, I'll play their silly game. This too shall pass.

 

But if you have a bandana on it would give a nice splatter affect on the shirt you have on.

You would have a shirt on correct? You remember the health codes: No shirt, No shoes = no service.


Cue "Metropolis" workers marching clip with modern soundtrack

 

I just dont like the way it feels on my face . But ive been wearing one since all the truckstops here in montana are now requiring it

 

“Where ya goin’ hand?”
Driver “Headin’ to California!”



After we change our shorts.

 

Son of a ..... Talk about crash avoidance .... I thought he was gonna split that hopper wide open