What if it Snows?

I’m on the 61 in Iowa and there is a truck on fire around the corner. Landstar also told me Comdata is down...my day is done.

 

Oh hell yeah. Who will be the trainer? Maybe we can alternate!

 

Yup. Still there

 

I hear you just need 6 months driving to be a trainer.

 

That was pre covid standards... Only need 30 days now... Lol

 

So,

It appears I’m still a jerk.
My cousins son (Which is like first cousin once removed or some such) said he didn’t like his name.

I told him he was lucky, He could’ve had an Indian name where his father comes out of delivery room, and names the child after what he first sees.

He said “So, that’s how they get two bears, and soaring eagle? What would mine have been?”

Me, “Well, I don’t know what your dad seen, but after I heard you were born, I seen two flys humping, so that’d be your name.”

So, I’m a jerk again.

Me and two flys humping are going to Sonic to get a milkshake.

 

Well then I have 34x the necessary experience! Lol

 

Fried bananas. They smelled delicious.

 

Then I have 204x the necessary experience!