What if it Snows?

Discussion in 'Questions From New Drivers' started by Dave_in_AZ, Mar 19, 2018.

  1. Blu_Ogre

    Blu_Ogre Road Train Member

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    @Judge your being to nice....

    Look at SIL "What's it going to take for you to divorce this useless P.O.S.? And do you need any help finding a competent lawyer?"
     
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  3. lovesthedrive

    lovesthedrive R.I.P.

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    Unfortunately she loves him. The whole family keeps telling her to dump him
     
  4. SteveScott

    SteveScott Road Train Member

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    Unfortunately, that's how love works. The more you tell her to dump him, the harder she'll fight to keep him Went through it myself back in my 20's. Found a drop dead gorgeous woman that I fell in love with, but she was a complete "B" that everybody could see but me. Married her, then divorced her 2 years later.
     
  5. Judge

    Judge Road Train Member

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    Hmm.

    Drama..

    Someone may or may not need to put some ladies underwear between their couch cushion, where it can be seen.

    There it is folks, breakup tip #751.
     
  6. Judge

    Judge Road Train Member

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    Breakup tip 197.1 (P) involves getting the rest of the family involved, but cost a little money.

    Get a stripper to play a part, and catch her skimpily dressed in the house hanging all over the Individual known now as “the first party.”

    So the lady, “second party” comes in and sees near naked lady hanging all over first party, while working in junction with breakup tip #751, really puts the icing on the cake.
     
  7. Troy_

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    Almost worked on me. I took a break from trucking back in the 90's to work with a buddy that scored a nice gov't contract to replace underground fuel tanks for Alberta Forestry. We were in Kananaskis at a huge fire fighting base and they let us stay in the barracks. It was before fire season and we were the only ones there, had use of the laundry facilities rec rooms etc. My buddy found a pair of panties in the laundry room and thought it would be funny to put them in my duffle bag. Wife did not see the humor.
     
  8. Lumper Humper

    Lumper Humper Road Train Member

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    Looks like PFJs are carrying these “One Chip Challenge” deals. Anyone try em yet? They’ve been sold out at the PFJs i’ve checked.
     
  9. Judge

    Judge Road Train Member

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    Ok....

    I’ve been informed I am being a jerk again.

    I was watching tv, and on the background all day, I’ve heard horrible music.
    I really tried to be a nice guy.
    But... it seems I ain’t no nice guy..
    I’m leaving out to squeeze a load in before my 1430 load appt tomorrow.

    For your enjoyment, here was the last song that I had to hear while watching “White House Down.”
     
  10. JolliRoger

    JolliRoger Road Train Member

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    The luck was with you for sure. Some times it is just around the corner.
     
  11. Opus

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    What is a one chip challenge?
     
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