What if it Snows?

Discussion in 'Questions From New Drivers' started by Dave_in_AZ, Mar 19, 2018.

  1. MACK E-6

    MACK E-6 Moderator Staff Member

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    Hitting a deer on my bike was enough. :eek:
     
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  3. Dave_in_AZ

    Dave_in_AZ Road Train Member

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    We has reloaded and are making our escape from the communist state.

    We're posted up kind of in the middle.

    The OM has authorized a double kung pao chicken.
     
  4. Judge

    Judge Road Train Member

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    I’m not feeling well. :tard:
    These long hours 7 days/week are catching me, I think I even ran into myself earlier.
    I’m not starting til 0500.
     
  5. Dave_in_AZ

    Dave_in_AZ Road Train Member

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    It's just old age.
     
  6. MACK E-6

    MACK E-6 Moderator Staff Member

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    Will she help you eat it?
     
  7. Roguefox

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    Ok, now I am calling bs. No way OM is gonna let a double kung pao chicken show up on the expense report.
     
  8. kemosabi49

    kemosabi49 Trucker Forum STAFF Staff Member

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    I didn't hit a dear on my bike. I only hit the ground. With my head. Was seeing double for a few days, couldn't work for several weeks, and decided I had better stop drinking or riding. And since riding never gave me a hangover.......
     
  9. Dave_in_AZ

    Dave_in_AZ Road Train Member

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    Absolutely.

    The only way I can eat without a furry head competing for every bite or in the middle of the plate, all the while purring like a coffee grinder, is to give her a can of her favorite food.
     
  10. MACK E-6

    MACK E-6 Moderator Staff Member

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    In my accident I was going about 35, the deer jumped out, and the next thing I knew we were laid over on the right side facing the opposite direction.

    I went to work the next day, but I was a sore puppy.
     
  11. Dave_in_AZ

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    So this tracking software symbol for this load.................it looks eerily like a symbol the aliens use...............
     
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