What if it Snows?

That sure sounds like a lot for an inspection!

 

Cloak and Dagger.

 

I told you I could do it...

Determination.

Have you got it?

 

Soooo, I got pulled over by Dot a few miles from the receiver ..... I already knew why he got me (I Was A little over the speed limit) but of course, I was gonna ask him why he stopped me. So I decided to try my luck. I got fart spray as a gag gift on Christmas and decided to try it out. The bottle says to squirt about 2 sprays. So as the officer walks toward my truck I sprayed about 5 squirts. He gets to my window and asks me to get out. I said, “I can’t!” He stopped dead in his tracks and said, “Lawd...what is that?” I said, “I got a situation going on sir!” The look on his face was priceless. I said, “Sir my stomach hurts and I’m trying to get to the receiver because I....” (he is at my window and I didn't even finish my sentence) He grabs his face, backs up and says... “Oh my!! I think you need an ambulance!” I said no (trying not to laugh...he looked worried and sick! )
Officer: BE CAREFUL AND TRY NOT TO SPEED BUT I UNDERSTAND ITS AWFUL. HOLD ON.. I’LL ESCORT YOU!
You guys, I did not expect it to go this way, but the Officer followed me to the receiver and waited til I got out. I had to walk all the way to the receiving office, holding my butt cheeks, and limpin’ like I was hurtin’! No ticket written!
If you read until the end, I stole this status. So share like I did. Because everyone could use a good laugh Happy New Years! Wishing everyone much success in 2021! Drive safe!

 

What trans is it? 10, or 13?

 

That was great, but this is for the win:

 

Wow Judge. That made me hurt seeing their lack of proper setup. Alas it slams flatbedders for not being able to back the trailer up behind the pickup

 

My wife tells me I ruined one of our cats. Kitty had no interest in anything other than cat food until one day I made some bacon. Sat down on the couch to consume it and kitty just looked at me for a moment with curious eyes.

I shared a small bit of bacon.

At that moment a little monster was created.