What if it Snows?

I couldnt take it anymore... I had to get back in the bunk. It was like I was watching a really bad football game and my teams QB was being really stupid and I was sideline QBing. It's a miricle that some of these guys ever passed the cdl test... SMH

 

You shoulda seen me when I would have my bad days at one particular Dairy in Goshen Indiana.

I would bow after providing my entertainment .

Tried to never perform at the truck stops , it's a dairy hauler members only Show.

That door to the Far left is where the Devil lives. The doorway is a foot off the wall on the left and there is a big pump hanging off the wall halfway down that you don’t see in the pic.

Worst #### show I performed is when I was in the bay to the far right and the pump died and they wanted me to move to the Devils door to the far left.

I tried to pull out and walk the trailer over while staying in that paddock area.

After 10 minutes of getting all screwed up And providing entertainment to the veterans of that dairies drivers I finally did a sharp jackknife out of there and reentered entering tight against the bays like one would usually do to line up.

To my defense a 60 inch bunk Western Star 4900 that has the steering of the Titanic was a handful at that dairy.

 

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stupidity has no limits.

 

During lunch I got to talking with an old acquaintance, in that we went to high school together.
And during our 6 foot away talk, while unmasked and eating at two separate, yet nearby tables, I think he mistook me for someone who cared, but turns out he and his wife were going through a divorce and yada yada, I don’t remember, a few of my, “Ohh, that sucks.”
I told him a bit later I had to go back to work, but I guess he needed some jerk to talk too, because he asked if I had ever been through a divorce, told him a story, it was true.. I hadn’t thought about it in a long time, well, part of it’s true.
I’ll have to tell the story here to for you to understand.

I told him, “I could never divorce my ole lady, she’d kill me, why even on our honeymoon, I thought I was being a nice guy, everything was setup, no champagne from a box, nothing cheap, somehow I was able to get her on her hands and knees right in the bedroom floor, why I can still remember what she said to me all these years later..”

“Uh, what was that?” He asked.

Me
“You best come out from under that gosh darn bed right now, I ain’t got all night!!
I’ll just beat your ### in the morning and it’s going to be ten times as bad.”

Dude
“Dang, what did you do?”

me
“I told her I thought her mom was cool, but I don’t think I’d ever like her father, nor would he ever like me, 2 jerks usually didn’t get along.”

I hadn’t thought about that in years...
I still think a 5’7” mad brunette can be evil, I’ve seen it..

 

But I’d had to have driven both trucks 50 miles away, the nearest big dealer is there.

 

What’s the outside air temperature...?