What if it Snows?

I'm thinking that's an excellent pandemic job. You can just sit at home. Tele commute, get less work done, make sloths look speedy.

 

My neighbors son in law stopped by, with his new Harley. Very nice, all solid black. Offered to let me take my wife for a ride!! Thanks but no thanks. Be just my luck. very surprised he offered. That was nice.

 

Here’s a couple jokes,

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: 'Does this taste funny to you?'

One more before I gotta hit the road, my 30 minute timeout is almost up.

A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"
She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "NO! I won't sleep with you tonight!" Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.
After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology, and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations."
To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean $200!!??"

 

She's not real big. She jumps on the dash when I get out of the truck.

 

Not on stations paying New York and Nashville for their canned broadcasts. Get into Texas and the Southeast you can still find some real country from New artists.

 

Used to go to see this band play all the time. Usually a $5.00 show with 4 or 5 bands.

 

do we know what breed of dog is on the bun?