CRST...A big mistake

I didn't know flatbedders ran team.

 

Are you sure we’re talking about the same outfit. The gold trucks that haven’t seen soap and water since they left the factory? You’re saying they ain’t worth even one goat or a sal? Hmmm...

 

I'm a little confused, CRST has a Facebook division? Just a little heads up, round up one more family member and you all could participate in BYOB&CBD's Tri-fecta lease program where you and two of your closest friends/ family members or folks you've never met split the cost of the lease and expenses 3 ways while sharing a modified Freightliner Cascadia set up to sleep three courtesy of the C.R.England training program. Let me assure you I've spared no expense prepping these vehicles for the road with new mattresses, pointy lugnut covers and your choice of reclining girl chrome mudflaps or my new Yosemite Sam BACK OFF mudflaps. Call today don't wait for me to send somebody else out in a great vehicle thats got your name on it. ACT NOW!

 

Well hell man that’s a hell of a fine deal
Let me sell my 3 western stars and trailers and I will be right over. We will make a killing. Like back in the day when my dad my grandfather and me use to run the 3 man team deal with 2 trucks coast to coast. I can do it in 1 truck now. Hot #### half the expenses

 

Honest TB speaks word!

 

I'd love to hear more about the rip off. I mean, we know they're bad. Please share your experience and give us the graphic details. Hopefully, it will save some poor soul with delusions of grandeur from making the same mistake.

 

I'm down if I can find a way out of the Columbia you leased me for $1,499 per week and the one time payment of $5,999 down. It's a sweet deal, but I figure if I upgrade to the Tri-Fecta with two off-the-street recruits, we could run 33 hours per day, pulling down the big bucks. 0.38 CPM for all miles, right? The ELD was deleted, if I recall. Flip flops okay?

 

Let me answer a few of those questions, I'm sure Honest TB @TB John is well involved with the running of BYOB&CBD, and as such, is too busy to respond.

First off, for a turn in fee of $12,500.00, you can be removed from the Columbia lease. This covers cleaning fees, wear and tear, and most (but not all) administrative fees. This is in addition to the mileage fee of $2.25 a mile for every mile run(clearly spelled out in the contract page 191 paragraph w (subparagraph 19) that I know you read thoroughly) Off the street recruits are fine, but first they must be thouroughly checked out, at a cost of $12,500.00 each. .38 a mile is for the premium package drivers only, normal starting wage is .22 You can be upgraded to a Premium package driver, it's really pretty simple. A small non refundable fee of $12,500.00 is required. Flip flops are fine, but again, they must be pre approved, by head mechanic Ardis. We just happen to have flip flops on sale this month, at $399.00 a pair, which are instantly approved. ELD delete is possible, a small $12,500.00 administrative fee is required to start the process.

I hope I've answered all your questions, and thanks again, the family of BYOB&CBD, Honest TB, lovely Inga, Ardis, Mobely, anyone hanging around the shop, and me, Lonesome, welcome and appreciate your business.

 

Inga is standing by-CALL NOW!!!