What if it Snows?

I'm surprised. Maybe because I'm flatbed, but I was never taught 90 and didn't learn 45 until I was otr with a trainer. Neither is required to get cdl in Indiana.
I'm roehl trained BTW

 

Oh.
And the scale master at Roland Ok, and wtf last time I was by there, there was no scale, anyway..
I pulled on his scale.
12220..34000...33780.
I sat there for a while.
Then some White Volvo came flying up in the 5mph bypass lane, which said, “Slow Down.”
And the scale master flashing a red light.
The dude told Volvo to pull around for inspection, and told me not to pick up any fat chicks..then hit sign, “Exit to interstate.”
I don’t know what kind of person some guy I’ve never met, thinks I am..
I liked it better when that scale wasn’t there...

 

Would someone call the snot police and report that I have a speeding nose... Tell them to bring plenty of tissue.

 

Whiskey, lots of whiskey, and maybe add some lemon and honey.

 

Unfortunately I've been out of whiskey for some time now. Just last night I was twlling the wife I wished I had some good Rye Whiskey so I could make a hot tottie.

 

Should get some apfelstrudel and wash it down with Crème de menthe

 

He probably knew his old lady was hanging out by the next exit ramp....

 

I bet that’d knock down pneumonia.
I’m not much on apple strudel, but it always helps me whenever I get sick.

 

That sure would fit the ticket... I've been craving something sweet with some bottom to it, the strudel would satisfy that. The booze would clear my sinuses and make me sleep good.