Where is everyone #5

How I will look tomorrow morning

 

Too late to edit - he's after 21k.

Sigh.

I'll throw it in the classified section for him.

 

Which of you no ballsack bastids are coming with me?

 

Uuhhhhmmmm, ain’t you on the wrong side of that?

 

Lmao!!
Not sure why I found that so amusing, but was needed.. Appreciate it..

 

Come to think of it I left my ballerina slippers in the truck.

 

The difference between 100% and yea it’s on there.

Guys from an excavation company jumped in to help secure the load I had on, knowing they haul equipment themselves I didn’t go behind them and double check, but I will in the future….!

 

I have stumbled upon Waffle University.

Went to the Awful Waffle and was greeted by a thunderous “GOOD MORNING!” It’s sort of like Miss Congeniality meet’s Waffle House. Place is chocked full of trainees. With full sets of teeth. “Would you like some world peace along with that bacon? You like me, you think I’m sexy, you want to date me…”

 

Don't Cuss the Cows ... They'll Poop on ya Boots

 

Just cuz they got no ballsack don't make em a cow. They empty themselves out in the first 30 min regardless. 38 steers at 1644 lbs.