Sorry stoners...

But dude, like if I get high and go to bed, like, I'm totally fine to drive in the morning, dude. It doesn't have any like long term effects and stuff, man. It's just a plant dude. It's totally natural. Like, beer drinkers are worse and stuff, man.

 

I live in Colorado. I've been hearing this stupid #### for decades. Chronic long term use of marijuana has been proven to impair all kinds of skills (including those used in driving, like spatial reasoning, reaction time, and motor skills), but potheads always say, No it doesn't, not if you're not high at that moment! (One of the skills that suffers is dealing with reality.)

 

Right. Because DTs and liver disease are better. Alcohol is a poison. Plenty of people have given their lives over it. How many people do drunk drivers kill every year?

 

Well ifn yall just comparing drinkin/ smokin pot
Remember
5drunks start a fight
5Stonerd start a band

 

Hahahaha hahahaha as predicted!

 

A drunk driver blasts through the stop sign, doesn't even see it.
A stoned driver stops and waits for it to turn green.

 

You're joking, right?