What if it Snows?

Tell them that the transporter room is down for routine maintenance.

 

Meatloaf completed, wrapped and bagged.

Meatballs cooked and sliced.

Ziti water on to boil.

Coffee break....

 

It isnt 1700, its 1726. Sheesh. Makes all the difference in the world. Gives you time to stop and pee - once - on a freeway ramp.

Its not they are being unreasonable...

 

International fixed, from the NFnG… what 12…13 weeks?

lost count.

Total is $9590.63

guess I need to tell a joke to laugh about it.

The officer asks the lawyer "Do you know why I pulled you over?"

"I haven't the foggiest idea," said the lawyer.

The officer replied, "You didn't make a full stop at the stop sign back there. You only slowed down."

The lawyer thinks for a few seconds then says, "If you can prove to me the difference between stopping and slowing down, I'll take full responsibility. Otherwise, you let me off with a warning. Sound fair?"

The officer ponders it shortly before nodding his head. "Sounds fair. Can you step out of the car please?"

Just as the lawyer steps out and shuts the car door, the officer pulls out his baton and starts beating the lawyer. After a few swings, the officer says, "Now, would you like me to stop or slow down?"

Then he beats the passenger. He asks what are you hitting me for!!?
The cop says I just made your wish come true, as soon as you two left, you’d have said, “I’d like to see him beat me like that!”

 

forget to tell the new guy to open the door before he tried to drive in the shed?

 

Nope, wind did that. Broke a post off up at a truss too…