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The First Darwin Award of 2026 goes to..

Discussion in 'Other News' started by Star Rider, Jan 2, 2026 at 11:30 PM.

  1. Jan 2, 2026 at 11:30 PM #1
    Star Rider

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    Star Rider, Jan 2, 2026 at 11:30 PM
    Star Rider, Jan 2, 2026 at 11:30 PM
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  3. Jan 2, 2026 at 11:32 PM #2
    Star Rider

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    Earbud falls out and lands in deep fryer.
    Would you dunk your hand in to get it?
     
    Star Rider, Jan 2, 2026 at 11:32 PM
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  4. Jan 3, 2026 at 7:32 AM #3
    Kenworth6969

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    Western express just sent her a pre-approval letter after this
     
    Kenworth6969, Jan 3, 2026 at 7:32 AM
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  5. Jan 3, 2026 at 7:38 AM #4
    Antinomian

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    To qualify for a Darwin Award one has to remove oneself from the gene pool. She just fried her hand.
     
    Antinomian, Jan 3, 2026 at 7:38 AM
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  7. Jan 3, 2026 at 8:25 AM #5
    Judge

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    Did she save the ear bud?

    inquiring minds…
     
    Judge, Jan 3, 2026 at 8:25 AM
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  8. Jan 3, 2026 at 11:45 AM #6
    SmallPackage

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    Lost earbuds in the fryer look like little chicken mcnugget pieces mixed with fries. We’ve all had that happen a time or two.
     
    SmallPackage, Jan 3, 2026 at 11:45 AM
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  9. Jan 3, 2026 at 2:31 PM #7
    mjd4277

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    It’s only a Darwin Award if someone actually dies.
    Surprised something like this doesn’t happen more often however.
     
    mjd4277, Jan 3, 2026 at 2:31 PM
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  10. Jan 3, 2026 at 2:40 PM #8
    LoneRanger

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    just wait the current generation is now starting to get into the work force.
     
    LoneRanger, Jan 3, 2026 at 2:40 PM
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