What if it Snows?

Discussion in 'Questions From New Drivers' started by Dave_in_AZ, Mar 19, 2018.

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  2. Espressolane

    Espressolane Road Train Member

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  3. Cowboyrich

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    That or has great signal, of course a cat ignores signal so we can disregard that.
     
  4. 1catfish

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    good one.lol
     
  5. Dave_in_AZ

    Dave_in_AZ Road Train Member

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    The amount of hides ( deceased ) on 10 West of San Antonio can only be described as unprecedented.

    Moose bumper is recommended for all applications.
     
  6. Judge

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    they went up a dollar a ton, so $25 after cutting it $550.
    Wanted to know if I wanted it. I told em I’d pass.
    I’m sure someone will fall for it. someone grasping at straws.
     
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  7. Dave_in_AZ

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    THE TRUCK HAS STOPPED!!!!!!

    STOPPED AT AN INDIGENOUS PARKING AREA IN BUM #### NOWHERE INSIDE THE SAVAGE TEXAS WILDERNESS!!!!!!

    Homebrew Buckstars has been started, and circulation is being restored.

    The load is now 182 nautical miles closer to The Most Awesomest State.
     
  8. Dave_in_AZ

    Dave_in_AZ Road Train Member

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    What if you had to take a ####.

    Some of our posters wished they had this problem, and you were out in The Savage Wilderness, and you found a place, and you commenced to leaving said GIANT ####,

    BUT

    You bumped your ### on a Cholla????

    WHAT WOULD YOU DO??????

    WHAT

    WOULD

    YOU

    DO????????
     
  9. Dave_in_AZ

    Dave_in_AZ Road Train Member

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    I mean here comes....... let's use Opus.

    Here comes Opus duck walking towards your truck with his pants around his ankles

    Okay. You're either going to chamber a round, or say to yourself," That man has a Cholla stuck in his ###, and needs assistance."
     
  10. hope not dumb twucker

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    How bad do you want his stuff is the question.
     
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