Nestle Purina....Moron Central

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  1. JimDriv3r

    JimDriv3r Road Train Member

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    That is waaaaay too much work, lol!!! Why won't I just back the entire trailer off of a cliff at those brake inspection sites; you know, the sites that are right next to the cliffs, and just back the trailer off of the cliff. (I repeated myself, yaaaay!)

    Once that's done, then get your lawyer to claim that you're criminally insane! It works all of the time! My uncle did it. My great grandfather did it. Hell, even my aunt did it. No one else would hire them, so now they're stuck working at Swift for 10 years. Swift hires anyone with a CDL and a pulse.
     
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  3. lilillill

    lilillill Sarcasm... it's not just for breakfast

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    Because then Toonces the Driving Cat would sue you for trademark infringment, you'd spend years in court, spend hundreds of thousands of dollars and eventually end up as a homeless drunken derelict on the streets of Cleveland, OH where you'd die a horribly painful death by freezing to the sidewalk on Prospect Avenue in a puddle of your own urine in the middle of January.

    Seriously dude, my plan is waaaay better.
     
  4. JimDriv3r

    JimDriv3r Road Train Member

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    LOL!!!!! I don't think that anyone else would catch that old SNL skit. Back when SNL was good!! Man, that brings up some goofy memories! :biggrin_255:
     
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIP3tmlzmTQ
     
  6. JimDriv3r

    JimDriv3r Road Train Member

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    That guy already has missing teeth. Is he trying to break more?
     
  7. 3.14

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    bLING-BLING! he did a hit of crack and remained the same!
     
  8. Dna Mach

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    A crack addict walks over to a Knight truck at a truckstop to ask for a handout. Five minutes later he walks away no richer but feeling much better about his life.
     
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  9. wldkkat

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    I will say this about Purina flag..... they have the mentality that the customer is always right.... moron central is a good analogy... notice the letters anal in analogy... they have a sign that says we won't adjust loads for fuel... :) and no scale on the property. Not to mention if you don't stop in the middle of the street at the entrance and wait for them to wave you in they throw a fit.... or yell at you for there incopitence.... what a sad group as they just look for the weak carrier. Or who will put up with there #### as the management looks to the sky with there nose in the air... is flagstaff full of the California rejects that couldn't make it there? Or is Purina run by a woman ? Needless to say I will never step on that property again.... pull your head out of your ##### and work with the driver.... or be like mars spend the time with your crew to test every configuration and scale every load so it goes out first hit EVERY TIME.... you cheap f..k buy a scale.....
     
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