Unwritten Rules of Trucking?

making my wife nervous could get you shot and make me fall on the ground laughing as she reloads..

 

My second wife was a Cherokee. Mean as a dam@ snake! She jerked a knot in a guy tail when I was deployed. Made the papers. I had taught her a quick catch and snap when/if someone walked up behind you and tried to grab your pistol from the holster. So when this kid walked up and placed his hand on her hip. Catch and snap! I had forgotten I guess to tell her once you break the wrist, let GO. She just shaking his hand till he went to his knees and passed out. I was never so proud

 

Don't get upset when I take 45 minutes in the shower. I paid for it and want to be clean when I come out. My hair is almost three feet long. I'm going to wash it. I'm not in the Navy anymore. I don't have to take a military shower.

And, really, it's okay to check my tits out. I figure they're in pretty good shape for an old bag like me. But at least make eye contact with me once during the conversation, k? Some guys can tell me my bra size but have no idea what color my eyes are.

 

i just have one request--if you are running with your wife or girlfriend or what ever--if you decide to have an afternoon quickie--nose your truck in--makes me jealous when i am sitting there waiting for the qc beep and the truck beside me is rocking

 

Wear clothes while driving.

 

Brown and beautiful I'm sure
Thanks for the laugh.
Max

 

and it should be legal to put people in the ditch---i mean the guys that pull up beside you in a 4 wheeler--naked and tugging one off--or the ones in the pickle park with a cb in their car wanting to give out bjs---sometimes i think i must be the only straight driver out here

 

"When I joined the military it was illegal to be gay, then it became ok to be gay, now if your not careful O'bama is going to make it a requirement"

 

LOL Yeah I agree

Sorry for bringing up the staring and everything at your wife or GF. I dont mind when they look at her but when they walk past her and make an uneeded comment or something like that, thats what gets to me and I dont appreciate.

Here is one! If you have a noisy APU please pull nose in so those of us who actually enjoy the cool air and have our vents open dont have to listen to an APU all night.

If your going through a construction zone please dont ride my ##### because I am going the 35mph speed limit and its "to slow" for you. That should just be a common sense thing not an unspoken rule.

If you wash your hands in the bathroom and use a paper towel to dry your hands please make it into the garbage can, and if you get water all over the sink please wipe it up with a paper towel. Other people use the sinks to and we dont want your nasty water all over the place. Washing your hands is suppose to clean them but having nasty germ filled water everywhere does nobody any good.

O a classic one that I find so nasty. FLUSH THE #### TOLIET AFTER YOU TAKE A DUMP!!! I dont want to walk into a giant duece sitting in the toliet.

And drivers, please keep yourselves presentable at the shippers and recievers.