Truck Stop Etiquette (How to behave yourself at the truck stop)

If I was't a train,
Indeed my horn I'd blow
To inform the half-fast truckers
"Here Ah Comes Y'all, Y'know"

But in a truckstop never
A train hast too much pride
We only peez on overpasses
"Neath which the trucks doest glide.

So when thou hear the train horn blow
Roll down the window near
There might just be an overpass
And I can peez right in your.... ear.

 

L O L !

I had just watched a utube w/ train horns.

 

When a fair maiden comes to your door
Do not answer as she is a TS #####
When DOT lights come from heaven
He just wants to know if your past your 11
When the consignee wants you to pay a lumper
Just push him off the dock and tell everyone he's a jumper

 

lmao that is funny...

 

well, the 4-wheelers dont seem to be able to hear the regular air-horn. So my next purchase will be a Nathan K5LA air chime. =) HEHEHEHEH

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYidD2igoQ4

 

some jackazz done that to my wife a few days in denver at the ta over off quebec i think im gonna start takin pictures of these low lifes and post them on a trucker unwanted perv list i was aboout 2 seconds from hammering him about the tymm he seen me he about faced and boogied

sorry to hear that happened to you as well nana rememmber they sell tazers at the denver ta for 150 now hahahahha just gotta stash it b4 u go into canada...

 

sorry im guilty of that one

 

Thou shalt notice the man with a reefer behind you in line for fuel and pull forward accordingly.

 

Thou shalt not leave thine DNA on the toilet seat...

I give up. So I just take a paper towel fold it in half and spray windex on a quarter of it and fold it then carry it in with me to wipe down/sanitize the throne before I sit.

 

Just get baby wipes, that what I resorted to when I was otr.