Nashville, TN waiting for an unload and spraying lots of Febreeze cause I just couldn't hold it any longer and I don't make bush calls in the middle of a city (too many cameras, LOL) so now I feel much better, but my truck stinks.
I'm sure y'all really wanted to know that.
Where are you
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We all know that wasn't in one day...you might think about changing into fresh speedos, two days of farting and other cheek squishing can leave a certain "odor" some shippers/receivers wouldn't appreciate! Not to mention the "stripe"...over two days of "striping" can be hard to get out in a regular wash...of course leopard skin pattern does act as camouflage!
Wall mart sells em in packs of 3 you know!
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Lovely. ADM lines suck. We are in Minneapolis, and there is snow coming down. Just dropped a load of corn at the chip factory. I love the way this place smells. Fresh corn chips are soooooo good.
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That was since last wednesday...lol
No speedo here...
Don't want anything to strangle the boys! They might lose blood circulation and fall off...
By the way, how do you know they sell speedos in packs of 3??
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Wow you wore the same speedo since last wednesday?!
He seemed to know a lot about speedo's didn't he? Maybe he's the speedo super trucker!
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What OSH said!
I know because I just got hijacked by The Little Boss Lady to go shopping at Wal Mart...I look at many things...and at the Placerville Wal Mart, there aren't any "babes" to check out...so I "noticed" the displays...
And just how would you KNOW they would strangle "the boys"? Got that pinching feeling needing "adjustment"?
Aren't showers free with a fill up...usually only 50 gallons will get you a shower.....but when you only get 1100 miles since last Wednesday...he only needs one fill for the week!
Exactly what I was thinking!
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Maybe the speedo helps him go faster? Less aero drag?
Did I hear a whip crack?
Common sense just tells me the speedo might be alittle tight in that area! Besides I couldn't wear a speedo, I'd get accused of smuggling something large...
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Nice try...but keep digging...you might dig yourself out of that hole....but I doubt it!
BUSTED!
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