Where are you

What worries me about that is that you called me all excited and told me how big his meat was....

I guess you had a pretty good time though....'Cause you sounded really happy about it!

I'm serious about the hereafter....

Just this morning I walked into a customers office and said, "I here after that load...."

 

She heard you were heading that way and drove extra sloooowwww...

 

How many of those burnt orange SwiftyMobiles are running around out there..

I saw two of them yesterday. One NB I-5 near Albany, OR. the other near Kettleman City, CA..

I came here to see if you were in the area but, nope..

 

I think there are about twenty or thirty. My avatar is a photo of my door. Nobody else has that graphic. It belongs to me. But if I head up to someplace "wet" I will let you know.

 

Those "flatbed" guys......I dunno.... Oh,oh......Wait,I"m one of em.,NEVERMIND..

 

Well......


It was a healthy peice of meat!



Benicia, CA! Unloaded here & reloading next door heading to Blaine, WA

 

WHOA!!! That was "hung" er,big.....Can I say that 4 letter word on here?-Hung I mean??

 

That "was" a healthy piece o' meat - past tense since I assume it no longer exists except as a healthy... err...



Let's not go there!



Avon OH - at one of these postage-stamp PeeLOTs masquerading as a real truckstop!

 

Blain,WA no thanks been there Yorky's TS umm yeah I'm going to hush.
Pulling into Stop #1 in Deerfield Beach, FL 4 hours ahead of shed-u-all.
Hope they unload me fast.
Once I get this load out of my box someone remind me to tell the story of FL department of AG.
I love messing with those guys.

When I used to run mail they would ask me what I have.
My answer was porn.
They would be like what?
And I would answer with Well its Florida there is a bunch of creepy old men that live here and its is mail so I know there has to be alot of porn back there.

 

Days Inn, Elkton,MD