Where are you

150 miles long, 70 miles wide

 

How did you know the measurements of my genitalia?

 

Hypothetical numbers (or wishful thinking)

 

HHG measurments.

 

You've been truckin' too long. 1"=75 miles

TA Candler NC. Less than 2" from Statesville where I drop in the a.m.

 

Not true!

I measure like you do a log book.....

 

You're enjoying making me do google searches, aren't you

 

If you search hard enough, you might find my genitalia on there also



BTW.... HHG = Household Goods

 

I figured out the HHG

You used hard and genitalia in the same sentence

 

A young man goes to a doctor for a physical examination. When he gets into the room, the man strips for his exam. He has a Mr. Jones the size of a little kid's little finger. A nurse standing in the room sees his little Mr. Jones and begins to laugh hysterically.

The young man gives her a stern look and say, "You shouldn't laugh, it's been swollen like that for two weeks now!"