Where are you

TB...why do I have this feeling you aren't really talking about cell phones anymore?

 

*Innocent look*

I thought we were talking about pay phones.

Y'all are buying my innocence, right

 

Aint a phone card like a ATM card?
What the hell do I do with it?
I'm having enough trouble trying to figure out a pay phone.

 

Oh absolutely....absolutely.....like always!

 

NOT FALLING FOR IT 07...NOT THIS TIME!

 

Believe me after I did find a payphone today I was looking at going WTF? What has happen to AT&T.

 

Don't you (did you) have a cell phone?

 

Maybe Ma Bell cut them off...just like me at home...been cut off!

 

Those Kentucky guys..

 

The correct phrase is "I had one". This morning when I woke up at 3am I decided it was a good time to take my little trash bag to the trash can on the way to the restaurant. Some how in my half awake state of mind I must have thought my phone was no longer needed and chucked in the can too.
What I hate the worst is losing hundreds of phone numbers.














NOTE TO PEOPLE IN MY PHONE BOOK: If I havent called you in the last 12 months, good #### chance you aint gonna hear from me in the next 12 either.