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  1. 07-379Pete

    07-379Pete Crusty Commando-Pete

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    Sweet!! Love old stuff from days gone by. nice find
     
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  3. outerspacehillbilly

    outerspacehillbilly "Instigator of the Legend"

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    Is that what you call licking the window when you passed that Falcon truck? :biggrin_25523:

    Only thing I had in my underwear would put the Ron Jeremy of Trucking to shame! :biggrin_2559:

    Only cause I had to pee! :biggrin_25522:

    Yes I was at a dead stop at malfunction junction in Columbus at 6 pm! :biggrin_25510:
     
  4. lil may

    lil may Road Train Member

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    Where is malfunction junction at in c bus? Because the one on I 75 Dayton they took out
     
  5. outerspacehillbilly

    outerspacehillbilly "Instigator of the Legend"

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    Right down town 70/71/315 split when all 4 lanes are exit only for a different road!
     
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  6. REDD

    REDD The Legend

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    I was saying hello!


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  7. Les2

    Les2 Road Train Member

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    I need to go put my boots on I see the craps getting deep in here!
     
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  8. otherhalftw

    otherhalftw R.I.P.

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    T/A Ontario West....load going the home direction is tomorrow....hopefully before 6pm!
     
  9. Injun

    Injun Road Train Member

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    Almost makes you miss someone who mentioned "Richard measuring" on occasion, eh?






    I said ALMOST:biggrin_25510:
     
  10. American-Trucker

    American-Trucker Road Train Member

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    In santa Fe springs ca again going to tx in am




    American Trucker
     
  11. REDD

    REDD The Legend

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    True story....

    The Alienhillbilly called me this afternoon telling me that they were stuck in Columbus traffic.... I was stuck in Columbus traffic as well. Found out I was only about 1.5 miles behind them.

    So on the west side, I hammered down & caught him right quickly. He was in the right lane. A Falcon truck was in the middle lane trying to pass him. and I hit the left lane & prepared for take off!!!! I was rolling 87 mph (according to my GPS) when I passed them.

    I slowed down shortly afterwards to a rate of 61 mph.... I was gonna #### with hillbilly & his 62 mph truck.... Did I say I was gonna? I'm sorry. I meant to say I enjoyed ####### with hillbilly & his 62 mph truck.

    Anyhow, this allowed Falcon to catch up to me & slowly pass me. As his cab got directly along side mine.... I began waving frantically & licking my driver's door window....



    Falcon gave me a strange look.... Got passed me..... So I sped up.... Got in the middle lane.... Slowly began to pass Falcon again..... But he jumped off at the rest area before I could show him that I could lick the passenger window just as good.... As he was decelling for the rest area, I was getting a very confused, worried, strange look from him!

    Did you know at 60-62 mph hour you don't even need to concentrate on your driving? I didn't until today! I was reading billboards, street signs, the serial numbers off the telephone poles, & so on......
     
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