Where are you

Now that Pete has disclosed vital information, I'll never be able to look him in the gorgeous eyes Injun keeps telling us about

 

You'll be checking to see if his fly is unzipped instead, huh?

 

Sure glad you used the plural with "eyes"......that eliminates "one" possibility!

 

Of course........I wouldn't want him to be embarrassed by somebody telling him his barn door is open. Got to keep the stallion in the stall.

I know my plurals from my singulars

 

No need to close the barn when the horse is dead

 

We were talking about Pete....not OTTER!

Can I have Significance charged with "lack of abuse"?

 

Mebane, NC. Two stops in Durham and Jax, NC tomorrow.

 

A sock? hay thats an idea!!
And its only been caught in the barn door twice. You leard to make sure its shoved all the way in when zippin up.

FYI.............Here is a sign of a dead horse.........

Its call a tombstone for a dead ####.

I still use one that looks a lot like this.....

 

Now thats funny right there!




American Trucker

 

As difficult...(I was going to use "hard"....but teddy bear would get a case of the "vapors"...) as this is to not comment on.........


One question....Is a "leard" an over-sexed Nerd?

Just what are you saying here?

OK 2 questions....oops!