Where are you

you really think that would work?

Please tell me your not the guy going around truck stops saying "hey sweetie, how you like it?" to random women......

As I've complained before, pickup lines have really gone downhill. It's like the younger ones can't be bothered to be clever.

 

How 'bout howdy? Worked for me. That was 30 years ago.....never was too clever.

 

dating is a bunch of b.s anywaze. thats why i got married.

 

i dont use pickup lines.......maybe i should start, that could be why im single

Im in Lubbock, TX



American Trucker

 

I don't think that's why you're single.

At the laundry. Yep. Time to wash everything. Again.

 

Florence, VT.

First time ever in this state. Now there is only 1 CONUS state I've not been to- RI.

 

your lucky you hit VT now and not in a few weeks, when the snow starts . oh and RI sucks not worth the drive



American Trucker

 

So I've been told!

 

When you get there, make sure you staff off of THE BRIDGE!

Waiting to get my "drop n' hook" loaded. Lebanon IN... Harrisonville MO next.

 

Why did I just get a mental picture of women running around with their bra's on the outside.......?

Same here! Plus I'm ugly as hell so the first woman I could get to talk to me and show any interest I was gonna keep!

I ain't let her out yet.....

I also sucked at pickup lines and actually realizing if a woman was interested in me....lol. I'm kinda dense in that category!