funniest sticker youve seen on a rig

"Check our driver package" on the back of trailer. I've posted it someplace else but it seems nobody found it funny. Or maybe its just me.

 

Radiator Shop Billboard sign says "Best Place in Town to take a Leak"

 

"I'm not losing hair.....I'm getting head"

 

Hey, poke fun all you want but at least those drivers don't have to worry hardly at all about DOT nosing though their logs at a POE.....

In my two years of being on paperless logs, I've only been asked like three times to see my logs.

 

The one of the back of Swift trailers: Award Winning Drivers are safe and courteous. Always wondered if I was the only one that caught it didn't say they were Swift drivers that were award winning safe drivers.

 

"Don't blame me, I voted for the hot white chick"

"what do you mean we can't shoot them, it's tourist season ain't it?"

"Welcome to Florida, Now go the ###### home"

"if you run your fingers over my truck, I'll run my truck over your fingers"

on my F250 (picture of a F250 hooked to a Hummer) H2 RECOVERY TEAM

"Honk if you've never seen a gun fired from a moving vehicle"

"O.B.A.M.A. One Big ### Mistake America"

"Driver makes sudden stops for invisible dogs"

"if you can read this, you better have insurance"

Local K9 Deputy put a sticker on the back of his squad that said "Don't run, you'll only go to Jail tired" Word is he got in a lot of crap for that one

"If you can read this, your in range"

My favorite, which is actually a t shirt, but I am going to get made into a sticker, is a picture of a pistol and underneth it it says "The ######## stops when the hammer drops"

 

2 come to mind both were in the 55 mph speed limit era.

If you see my truck in the slow lane running 55, call 911, it's stolen!

If you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the poarch.

 

I got one on my sidebox "65mph truck, 100mph dispatcher"

 

The packing plant that advertises "You can't beat our meat"

The porta-potty company that says it's "Number one in the number two business"