funniest sticker youve seen on a rig

Another few...
A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you have.
Sorry for driving so close in front of you.
Hang up and drive.
Watch out for the idiot behind me.
If I'm too close, you're too slow.
I wondered why the car was getting bigger, then it hit me.
Proud parent of a child whose self-esteem doesn't depend on minor scholastic achievements being
displayed on a car bumper.

 

Pretty lights.... where'd they go?
CAN'T SEE MY MIRRORS, BEWARE OF BAGS OF ####.

 

On the back of a Large car

I'm not speeding
I'm Qualifying

Different truck:

I'm not tailgating, I'm drafting.

I learned everything thing I need to know about Islam on 911. ( I actually have this one.

 

I saw one just last week that said;
Ask NOT what your country can do for you
Ask what can YOU do for YOURSELF

 

If you can read this, BACK OFF.

 

Guns Kill People Like Spoons Made Rosie O'Donnell Fat

 

Saw one the other day
" Hang up your phone,
that's not a phone booth"

 

No, thats why I have train horns.
CSX, installed when I got it after a 100$ deposit.

 

Possum- the other white meat

 

On the back of a trash trailer: ask driver for a free sample, always fresh!