Where are you

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  1. 48Packard

    48Packard Ol' Two-stop Shag!

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    Contrary to popular belief, I'm not dead. Yet.

    I'm in MO, delivering to Rogers, AR this afternoon.
     
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  3. Giggles the Original

    Giggles the Original Road Train Member

    patterson ca used to do a drop and hook at conway there......
     
  4. Hammer166

    Hammer166 Crusty Information Officer

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    Oh my, Logan; talk about a fun memory you just stirred up! '85 or '86, I was young and looked younger, still got carded fairly regularly. Worked for JMI back then, and we had an attractive older lady (late 40ish) who went by JD Lady that ran for us. We crossed paths in the TA and decided to have a few at the bar. After a while this rough old steelhauler got to where he wouldn't let her be. So when he hit the john she scooted close and told me to "rescue" her. Hey, no problem!

    So I spent a long evening with my arm around a lovely lady, which greatly annoyed the old guys; and got her safely to her truck at closing time, with a peck on the cheek to thank me (She knew I was married and had met my wife.) for letting her enjoy herself with no worries. Sorry, no sordid details; but there is one thing that occurred to me while pondering how to tell this true tale...

    I did cougar, when cougar wasn't cool. :laughing-guffaw::laughing-guffaw:
     
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  5. Cranky Yankee

    Cranky Yankee Cranky old ######

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    the new breed would be calling safety turning you in for drinking
    had a driver call safety on me because my lock wasnt on the door :biggrin_25510:
     
  6. double_r

    double_r Heavy Load Member

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    Sledd in wheeling?
     
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  7. seabring

    seabring Road Train Member

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    What kind of loser calls in on a driver from there own company? That driver deserves an arse kicking! No wonder the industry is so screwed up when drivers are calling in on guys from there own company!
     
  8. seabring

    seabring Road Train Member

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    Oh BTW I'm at home drinking beer and making soup. Here's a hot tip for all , don't drink and blend soup! Dang stuff went everywhere ,and it burns too!!
     
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  9. Hammer166

    Hammer166 Crusty Information Officer

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    This kind:

    Rudolph the Brown Nose Reindeer


    Rudolph the Brown Nose Reindeer
    Bottom of his reindeer class
    Wanted to be sleigh leader
    So he started kissing Santa's ###

    All of the other reindeer
    Really learned to hate his gut
    Every time they saw Santa
    Rudolph's nose was up his butt

    Then one foggy Christmas Eve
    Blitzen had had enough
    So they took Rudolph outside
    And got the elves to beat him up

    Oh, how the reindeer loved it
    As Rudolph screamed out in pain
    Rudolph the brown-nose reindeer
    He'll never kiss a butt again.
     
  10. ‘Olhand

    ‘Olhand Cantankerous Crusty

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    I'd love to c the old man's response ifn that happened here--lol--Hell just couple weeks back boss called me one eve--asked where I was(just as part of bigger conversation)Told him Carls Corner--he says"What for the ######## trashed the Bar!" I reminded him it does have a DD--"Well I guess there is that"
    LOL
     
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  11. Eaton18

    Eaton18 Road Train Member

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    In line at Lyons salt mine. Will be headed to Topeka, but don't have the hours to make it.
     
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