Stevens Transport Aviary . . cont'

And getting your picture plastered all over the internet while engaged in an unauthorized maneuver that results in termination.

 

look carefully at the picture, and you will see that his drives are wedged against the bottom of the trailer, and it looks like the landing gear is on the pavement... he can't move.

 

Looks like he is stuck. Front wheels dug in?

 

how much would a driver with a clean record and mvr and 14 months exp. start out making at stevens?

 

I have 12 months OTR, clean MVR and CSA... I'm making $0.30/mile.
So I'm gonna guess $0.30/mile...

The big question is: How recent is that 14 months?

 

There are times when the sublime is lost on the listener...and becomes more than rediculous.
Last night a driver called asking for an optistop. One of the questions I need to ask is, "how much fuel do you have now?"
I get all kinds of answers to that, but usually something like 'a quarter tank' or whatever.
After getting the truck number, I began to fill in the blanks for the computer. It went like this:
"How much fuel do you have now?"
"the pointy thing is at the line."
"OK, help me out here. Which line?"
"The black one."
Now the sublime..."The picture isn't coming in too clear here, can you hold your phone closer to the guage so I can see it?"
(pause), then a voice at a distance, "Can you see better now?"
"No...we must have a warp in the endosphere and it's distorting the transmission. Just tell me, is it the line on the left, right, top?"
"The window side."
I give up. I figure I'll just enter 25 gallons (the minimum) and get a stop.
"OK, your new Optistop is on the way to you. It's at Pilot Blah blah blah. Get 135 gallons. Everything's on the Qualcom."
"Can you get me one at a Loves instead?"
"No, the warp in the endosphere only allows me to give you one optistop. Anything else I can do for you?"
"No...I guess not."
"Have a good evening. We're here all night if you need us."
end of call.

 

should have had him stick the tanks too

 

Ugh. wow.
Refer to my signature pic...

 

Free at last Free at last, Thank God Almighty I'm free at last!!!

I have had a ticket for leaving the scene of an accident hanging over me since last Sept. This was an accident I never knew I had, and when I went back to take pictures of course there was no other car, no sign of an accident, no broken plastic lenses, not glass etc.

So I finally went to court today and all charges were dismissed!!!

Free at Last Free at Last, Thank God Almighty I'm free at last!