Pretending to be a dentist while trucking is not a good idea.

yeah the story doesnt make sense ....how did he have time to get his tooth in his pocket before he wrecked ?????

 

Wait until he tries to claim the WRECKED TRUCK & TRAILER under his DENTAL INSURANCE

 

He could have came with a better excuse than that. We all know people in Alabama don't have any teeth to pull.

 

yes they do...that is where the TOOTH brush was invented(or was it Arkansas). If it would have been invented elsewhere it would been called a teeth brush

 

Maybe he was broke and wanted to get money from the tooth fairy

 

Maybe he fell asleep, knocked a tooth out in the wreck, and correctly reckoned it would be better for his keister to admit to being stupid rather than sleepy.

 

The Heartland guy in NC with the ramen noodle load was kicking himself after he heard this story..."why didn't I come up with a story like that "

 

Simple. Takes time for emergency crews to arrive. He pulled his tooth, wrecked, then put it in his pocket while he was waiting.