Moron Stories

maybe they should move the rocks.
sometimes I do think landscapers hate truckers.

 

Thanks for the notification recently. Did not see bolded above sentence of our fella member you quoted. Context is rightfully clear and yes would do same. Lack of reading other members quote is my fault. makes sense now, Was odd at the time of reading it.

 

No harm no foul brother! Stay safe out there now!

 

Don't give my coworkers or the truck rodeo folks any ideas, this crap can and will happen. Employer lives for this stuff. erase your post

 

Maybe it's a hint to stay the hell off the grass.

 

Why? It would be brilliant! I'd compete in something like that...

 

And in honor of the first ever Truck Rodeo Games; the opening ceremony will be done by Queen:



Actually that might be a pretty awesome idea...

 

They could add to this event the Walmart Shrub Strike or the Walmart Stop Sign Slam Down. I can see a few winning this based on past observations.

 

1st company I worked for, another one of our drivers missed his turn, so he found a fast food joint with a big parking lot...but had issues making the turn out of the exit. Ended up removing many freshly planted small evergreen shrubs...at the light a car pulled in front of him and a guy got out. Turns out it was the manager of the place and he wasn't happy. When our driver suggested he had the wrong guy, the manager politely told him he was sure it was him unless the company orders shrubs to be installed under the axles for aerodynamic effect...our driver ended up paying out of his pocket to get the landscaping re-done so he didn't have -another- boo-boo on his record. He ended up being fired months later for getting stuck in someone's field when he tried to do a u-turn because he missed another turn yet again.