Waitress Almost Killed Me

Discussion in 'Truck Stops' started by Frank Speak, Mar 3, 2018.

  1. nax

    nax Road Train Member

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    There's nothing mysterious. ..

    Garlic = major health food. Ancient remedy actually

    Honey = natural UNPROCESSED sugar.

    Drop white sugar, corn syrup, fried chicken etc...everything else follows...leading to a more healthy life
     
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  3. WildTxn

    WildTxn Light Load Member

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    If you eat a lot, it will also repel skeeters in the summer. Not sure it would work on other pests, like lot lizards.
     
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    haz-matguru Road Train Member

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  5. x1Heavy

    x1Heavy Road Train Member

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    Sorry those knives have been rounded off and ground down in the name of safety. Worse case scenario will be a squall as she goes down and then a round of profanity.

    I used to take my buck special out of the holster and proceed to attack the steak on my plate. You should see some of the looks Ive gotten from staff doing that. Excepting at whites in VA, they paid me no mind.
     
  6. sdaniel

    sdaniel Road Train Member

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    Or huge pot of boiling soup ?
     
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  7. Broke Down 69

    Broke Down 69 Road Train Member

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    Dam Frank, that was close.

    How was her neck?
     
  8. Gearjammin' Penguin

    Gearjammin' Penguin "Ride Fast-Truck Safe"

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    I see what you did there.
     
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  9. Streetroddreams

    Streetroddreams Medium Load Member

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    Blaming it on elogs n cheep spell check
     
  10. Frank Speak

    Frank Speak Road Train Member

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    I let her slide, but I’m came close to chomping her neck from nape to chops!
     
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  11. tucker

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    Were you at the Sbarro or the Dunkin Donuts?
     
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