Waitress Almost Killed Me

There's nothing mysterious. ..

Garlic = major health food. Ancient remedy actually

Honey = natural UNPROCESSED sugar.

Drop white sugar, corn syrup, fried chicken etc...everything else follows...leading to a more healthy life

 

If you eat a lot, it will also repel skeeters in the summer. Not sure it would work on other pests, like lot lizards.

 

Sorry those knives have been rounded off and ground down in the name of safety. Worse case scenario will be a squall as she goes down and then a round of profanity.

I used to take my buck special out of the holster and proceed to attack the steak on my plate. You should see some of the looks Ive gotten from staff doing that. Excepting at whites in VA, they paid me no mind.

 

Or huge pot of boiling soup ?

 

Dam Frank, that was close.

How was her neck?

 

I see what you did there.

 

Blaming it on elogs n cheep spell check

 

Were you at the Sbarro or the Dunkin Donuts?