Woman fined after urine sample damages 7-Eleven microwave, police say

Wondering how she thought she could quickly get it over to the test center without any cooling?

 

IDK,but maybe they should hire her,since she’s gonna need the money to replace the microwave she damaged.lol

 

(Stoned clerk) “DUDE! What’s that smell???”

 

I'm guessing it was in a sealed container,you know....kind of like putting a piss bottle in a Pilot microwave.

 

I'm sure this act of retardedness will piss everyone off

 

My only guess is that the piss was in a sealed container that blew up from the pressure. I am however baffled that with the number of smoke shops in Denver that she could have gone to for “council”, she ends up on the news for a darwin award worthy act. Oh well, I’m sure Taco Bell is hiring.

 

She's a dirty Sanchez.

 

If this woman is handling urine in a friggin microwave I wouldn’t want her handling any food!

 

She heard urine is sterile, so she was probably going to sanitize the roller dogs.

 

I wouldn’t want her handling any Taco Bell. The Burrito Supremes are explosive enough as it is! LOL