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Comedy writes itself

Discussion in 'Flatbed Trucking Forum' started by blairandgretchen, May 25, 2018.

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  1. May 25, 2018 #1
    blairandgretchen

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    A5904B2D-EC31-4A55-AC7A-3D178B512B8C.jpeg So, a buddy sent me this one.

    Note - brand new chains. I’d have gone 3 forward and 4 back, but whatever.

    Note the back of the sleeper.

    Now - the comedy part - 10 points to anyone who can guess the name of the company - out of Osceola, AR.
     
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  3. May 25, 2018 #2
    Rubber duck kw

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    Dumb and dumber express?
     
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  4. May 25, 2018 #3
    FlexinTarzan

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    That's one GIANT roll of sheeeit paper .....
     
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  5. May 25, 2018 #4
    blairandgretchen

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    No - but that’s fitting.
     
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  7. May 25, 2018 #5
    skellr

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    I asked a question like this before.

    If you have one chain forward and one chain backward would it be better than two chains pulling down on the middle?

    The coil needs to go over the coil timber to roll forward. it will need to go up before it goes forward. Would one chain pulling from the back be good enough? Or two chains pulling down on the middle preventing it from going up to begin the forward movement?
     
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  8. May 25, 2018 #6
    skellr

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    Are those landscape timbers? ohh no!
     
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  9. May 25, 2018 #7
    Tb0n3

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    The problem is securement points. If they're all tied in so close the rail might get overstressed in that area, or even just have nowhere to work.
     
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  10. May 25, 2018 #8
    blairandgretchen

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    No! You have to guess the company name - that’s the best part!
     
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  11. May 25, 2018 #9
    Tb0n3

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    Heavy rollers? Two Chains Trucking?
     
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  12. May 25, 2018 #10
    Czar_Zero

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    "I Hate Myself and Want to Die Transport (A Total Liability Company)" ?
     
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