Can't Get There From Here

Give Pratt and Whitney or Rolls Royce or GE a call...

For a small fee they’ll sell ya a jet engine. It’s all you need, really.

 

Have you called your advisor, or are we the first in the consultation chain?

 

A line from a discussion with dispatch

“ look, this is a truck, it takes some time to get across country, if it was a Tardis, I’d be there already.”

 

Over the river and through the woods to grandmother's house we go!
Remember the old song? Go driver, grandma is waiting...

 

eat some more turkey, you need some more sleep.

 

"Out of the 39 thousand men and women who make up the United States Coast Guard, there are only 280 rescue swimmers. This is because we are the Coast Guard's elite. We are the best of the best. When storms shut down entire ports, we go out. When hurricanes ground the United States Navy, we go out. And when the Holy Lord himself reaches down from heaven and destroys His good work with winds that rip houses off the ground, we go out."

 

Put the address into your GPS and hope for the best!

 

Retrieve the GPS you retired 6 years ago and tossed into a box in your closet. The new GPS units are for crap. The more they “update” them and with each new generation, the worse they function. The older GPS will get you there lickity split in time for happy hour.

 

“Right now there are thirty-one satellites zipping around the world with nothing better to do than help you find your way to the grocery store.”