Where is everyone #5

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  1. johndeere4020

    johndeere4020 Road Train Member

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    Not today, these were fixed on request.
     
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  3. MagnumaMoose

    MagnumaMoose Lost or Missing

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    You don't like his Mother-in-law either huh ?
     
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  4. blairandgretchen

    blairandgretchen Road Train Member

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    Her - Feel my feet, it’s freezing!
    Me - Want me to light the fire . . ?
    Her - Oooooh - would you?
    Me - Ok. (Chops kindling, drinks beer)

    3 hours later . . .

    Her - OMG! You’ve got it like 85 degrees in here!!
    Me - *Sigh*

    Next day . . . Rinse and repeat.
     
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  5. TripleSix

    TripleSix God of Roads

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    Does she have a car or is she a passenger? If she is a passenger, is she riding with her brother? If YES, run. If she has a boyfriend, stand in the shadows and watch.

    "How do I find which shadow to stand in Six?"

    If she has a car, she has to have a shop. Where is the nearest dragstrip from you OR where do they race? Find out where and we can go from there.

    "But Six, how do I stand in the shadows unnoticeable?"

    GrayManMode. Don't speak to anyone in her circle. Don't allow anyone to see your eyes. If you've seen her, she's seen you. Do not make eye contact with another guy's woman. If he's on point, it wont register in her mind that you are "interested." If not, she will look around. If she's stupid, drama will surround her. Just watch...

    "But Six, what if there isn't a guy in her life?"

    She built her own car? Impressive. Usually when I see a girl with a high HP car, she does it to get a Boy. She has money, he doesn't have jack. She buys everything. He laps it up, he cheats, she sells everything for a fraction of its worth to people like me.
    Or, she's Daddy's Girl. Daddy's Girl is cool, but understand, if you're going to get into her face, you need to speak to dad face to face. Brush up on the Man Laws.

    Luck in Battle.
     
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  6. Oxbow

    Oxbow Road Train Member

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    No PC required here Blair.
     
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  7. Crusader66

    Crusader66 Road Train Member

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    I'm thinkin if it just takes requesting something for him to cook it up I may just request me up a big ol T-bone, lol.
     
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  8. blairandgretchen

    blairandgretchen Road Train Member

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    I’ve got a lot of respect for guys like you that will go ahead and tear into an engine like that. My level of skill goes to a 4 cylinder gas engine - then I get nervous.

    I lost a lot of faith in myself over the years to repair stuff. I’m slowly getting it back.

    As you said - great bunch of guys here to offer help and advice.
     
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  9. stwik

    stwik Road Train Member

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    Bingo!

    Shame, @PoleCrusher, you let a youngster do it for ya! ;):p

    I had the hots for her all throughout middle and high school — she stars in my favorite show — House M.D. Loved it as a teenager.

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    Wouldn’t say she’s a 10, and that’s not the point. she’s a total babe.
     
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  10. Tug Toy

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    @shogun
    This is is all I can see in my head when you invite @wore out to the party.
     
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  11. stwik

    stwik Road Train Member

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    @IH Truck Guy

    I agree with ya. Black Olives add nothing, absolutely nothing, to pizza or salad or pasta.

    I used to like them with celery and cottage cheese as a kid — oh crap that’s green olives.

    Yup pretty sure black olives suck donkey.
     
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