Where is everyone #5

I’m a Jew #### your Santa Claus

 

NOPE! You’ve DONE IT NOW!!

 

What’s Wore got to do with it?

You take a shot at me because you’re a miserable prick. I throw it back and you not only miss it, James does too.

Figures.

I figured you’d miss it being from that trailer park. But James of all people should’ve gotten it with that world class Buckeye education of his.

 

Sure helps preventing getting caught with your knickers down!

 

I agree, but its not just trucking. Its the American way now. This has been taught to us for years. We the common American are sheep.

 

Well I’ll take away your candles or goats or whatever you do for your holiday.

(Stumped with lack of knowledge of the Jewish faith, Mother scrambles for control of the errant child)

 

I was not trying to be offensive to you, and If I was, I didn't mean too.

 

Dreidel, is what your looking for.

 

On a lighter note, my 7 year old had me cracking up yesterday.

Mom, this sure is a long piece of bacon you gave me.
Uh huh.
Mom, how do you make bacon?
You know bacon comes from pigs.

Short pause, then...

Well, I guess it was a pretty long pig then. (Dead serious)

We both tried not to let her see us laughing,

 

Didn’t want to embarrass myself by not being able to spell it either!