Someone alive on Earth today will reach the ripe old age of 1,000.

I'll take it. Compound interest will be awesome

 

And that inflation. That's something else. However someone Im sure has a way of trading even on that.

 

Im not sure i could take 900 more years sitting in traffic

 

Although i could see the benefits if your sitting in prison with a 200 year sentence and still have hope of getting out LOL

 

Do we want a zombie apocalypse??? Because this is how you get a zombie apocalypse.

 

I’m surprised @Frank Speak hasn’t chimed in on this. Can you imagine 600+ years of snacking on Kentuckians???ROTFLMMFAO

 

According to the bible people used to live to 1000 years before the great flood.

 

Well, I don’t know. A thousand is a pretty sporty goal. I’m over 300, but it gets harder every day. I mean, everyone is afraid of my kind, and out to get us.

We’re so misunderstood...

 

This woman is smarter than most scientists regarding this matter.

Russian woman who claims to be world's oldest at 129 says she's had one happy day in her life