Infuriate a Trucker in One Sentence

From company safety man, "NEVER split the lanes making a right hand turn"

 

"Hi I have a delivery here's my bills"

"Oh I'm sorry receiving is closed at 4pm"

"Its 3:30"

Oh im sorry we don't accept deliveries after 3pm .. You will have to come back tomorrow

 

It's 0730and the receiving flunky is talking about the noon break. Must be union.

 

Boston shipper: “no parking on site, I’ll call you when its ready.”



5 hours later...

“That load has been cancelled.”

 

Make the mistake of saying anything at the truck stop diner and supertrucker will speak up to tell you he done did it twice and betterNyou.

 

Even thought this is not a sentence, one sure way to infuriate a Peterbilt or Kenworth driver is to see a Freightliner pass or attempt to pass him. Works every time

 

“Driver, go around the back and pull into bay number 2 and have your paperwork ready for inspection.”

 

Oh yeah !!! And I wave goodbye to them too lol.