Where is everyone #5

Thank U Mr Crusher for that fine observation, U may now proceed back to the Lunch Counter and continue Ur conversation about Case Law with Bif from Swift

 

This is a Kangaroo Court obviously.
I can not be tried in a Kangaroo Court.
I'm a Moose.
Y'all outta your jurisdiction.

* taps gavel *

 

Kangaroo Courts only have jurisdiction over that Glair & Bretchen guy.

 

Your honor I must recuse myself from the defense team. Since the defendant is too unsmart to recognize that I was trying to help him. Although anything said in confidence is considered privileged information.

 

Sorry Counsel. I was skeered and felt my life threatened from every angle.

 

Objection!

Distinguished officers of the court, it has become painfully obvious, the judge is prejudiced against lunch counters. How can we get a fair and honest proceeding, if the very foundation of our system is under assault, by the one presiding over the proceeding?

I move for a mistrial!

 

You might want to consider making a plea deal

 

Your eldest and Gretchen would get along famously.

 

Y’all keep me out of your legal wrangling on here.

And Kangaroos, wombats and koalas do not reside in New Zealand.

 

I think we need an acquittal judge. It’s obvious of prosecutorial misconduct