Infuriate a Trucker in One Sentence

“Sorry we never loaded up your preloaded trailer, but we can live load you in about 4 hours instead.”

 

"You have to move your truck now, you can't park here."

Bonus points if some jerk wakes you up to tell you that.

 

Load delivers to Random Dog Food Warehouse at 1234 Smith Street, Small Town, USA. Arrive at said address with ten minutes to spare due to flat on trailer previous driver didn’t want to fix. Office worker says “we don’t load you here, we have another location fifteen miles down the road. Here’s some (crappy) directions to get there, oh.. and they don’t start loading until 2PM (currently 10AM)

 

Shift change they’ll be out soon given about 2 hours

 

"Your slip seat driver is running a few minutes late"

*3 hours later*

 

Sir I need you to go inside the yard ... flip and leave... and move to the back of the 8 truck line and slide your tandems before entering our yard....fingerprint here please.

 

this one pisses me off have to hang it between trucks

 

Especially when it’s a deuce.

 

"They're union employees, they all take lunch at the same time. So it'll be another hour before they start unloading you."