Port a potty

I guess the best solution is Truckers MUST stop bleeding, making urine, and making deuces. Or hold it all for a week or two!

 

Meh.
Look up the “Female/Girl portable aid, portable urine/Camping aid”
Phew. Its on ebay. Buy several, just under a buck..

 

Porta potties are at the top of their game during a hot southern summer.

 

When I used to work for a food distribution company, I had the warehouse manager open the office so I could use their bathroom. He completely understood.

 

I have the Venus to Mars one.

 

I remember listening to the soundtrack when I was 15. I was really into the Doors at the time. Seeing as I'm the same age as Charlie, I highly doubt that he could have been a stand in for daddy dearest!

 

I once had a banker reopen his bank for me to go. I was in really bad shape and needed it. I have had all kinds of places through the years open up for me. I even had a scale master open up for me once. "Don't ask I won't tell where" I also have had warehouses of all makes and sizes allow me in. Getting in was not my main point though. My point was there are places that won't allow the truckers into the office restrooms. they keep them locked. I was not able to confirm this, but I have been told that there are some large carriers that won't even allow truckers in the employee break rooms. I think it was Nashville Refrigeration several miles east of Nashville won't let drivers in their breakrooms. I asked once why. I was told a driver damaged it.

 

I've been in the trucking carnival since the early 80's.. If I had some sort of business like a warehouse, you better believe that there would be porta-johns outside. Truckers have defecated in their own nests for decades... and they are proud about that fact. I would order the deluxe models with the hand washing stations... but I'm not going to be subjected to the glorified homeless who have become the majority of what passes for drivers these days

 

U aint kiddin, come out those things in the summmer time sweatin like u just gave birth

 

Well I was ALMOST one of the drivers who caused us to lose access to a bathroom at one location. It was on accident though.

I ask for the restroom and I go into this room and all I see is a round urinal in the middle of the bathroom. I think to myself "well this isn't very private but whatever" and proceed to start to unbutton and unzip my pants to pull my peter out to pee. About that time an employee walks in and yells at me "What the hell are you doing?!!!!!" I said I'm about to pee, what are you doing? He said "In the sink?" I said no in this urinal. He said "Dude that's not a urinal its a sink, look" and he proceeds to step on this metal bar at the bottom and magically water comes out in these little streams all the way around so you can WASH YOUR HANDS.

I felt totally stupid and just left without peeing at all.